A walk! It’s just not as fast anymore.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.