It’s a bold fashion choice, but let’s be real. It’s a waist of time!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
There is a joke in my boot!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.