Why were we being so annoying? Because 2019 taught us that “honking” at a gardener and stealing his keys is the most relaxing way to spend a Tuesday afternoon.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
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Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
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Shut up and take my laughter!