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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!