I’m wearing a professional shirt, a tie, and a blazer from the waist up, and Batman pajama pants with fuzzy slippers from the waist down. 2020 is the year of the “Corporate Mullet.”
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
May I suggest another joke, sir?