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2024 Vintage: The X TV App

 Why did the blonde try to “scroll” her physical television screen with her thumb? She downloaded the new “X TV” app and forgot that remotes still existed.

Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom02/19/1997 19:32I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Modem_Meltdown01/13/2004 23:33My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/19/1997 22:39I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Daria_Morg01/03/2009 00:59My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@CatDog_Alone09/21/2011 23:31One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

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