He’s still the most successful guy with face tattoos in human history.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!