2007 Classic: The Workaholic

“I work 20 hours a day.” “Are you a doctor?” “No, I’m a startup founder.” “Ah, so you’re delusional. Sit down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

@Y2K_Ready06/14/2000 03:57If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Starship_Troopers05/17/1998 13:10I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@One_Does_Not_S06/13/2010 06:40One does not simply read one joke.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/09/2001 01:55This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Filter_Fanatic01/10/1997 01:34This joke looks better with a sepia filter.