I’m “pining” for a normal calendar.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
The Dude abides... this joke.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
First! And it’s funny!