2015 Legacy: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a “Selfie Stick” to the stand? To help the witness “see themselves” as the criminal they are.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/09/2010 03:20I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Silk_Road_Ghost07/02/2014 06:10Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Keyboard_Cat_P10/18/2006 12:47Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Distracted_Boy12/25/2013 01:28Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Last_Commenter12/22/2005 12:22Saving the best laugh for last!