Creed is still here, and Scott Stapp still sounds like he’s singing while gargling pebbles.
Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The "Submerged" Tech
My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Neuro-Aesthetic" Fashion
My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »
2024 Classic: The Furiosa Engine
A movie that proved that Anya Taylor-Joy can survive anything as...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Beautiful Things" Benson Boone
He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars (Rey's Order)
A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Retro-Physical Trend
I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »
2025 Classic: The Wolf Man Remake
More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Instant Skill" AI
I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »
61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
The magic man... is laughing!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.