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2000 Archive: The “With Arms Wide Open”

 Creed is still here, and Scott Stapp still sounds like he’s singing while gargling pebbles.

Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8807/02/2003 13:49Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@X-Gen_Mark02/10/2013 01:21This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Beavis_Butthead11/05/2015 09:09Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Myspace_First_Friend09/25/2011 01:10I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@BitTorrent_0101/24/2003 13:09Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr01/25/2000 14:03The magic man... is laughing!
@Old_School_Frank09/21/1999 22:01We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@LiveJournal_Deep05/30/2012 20:03Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Retro_End_User11/16/2008 17:43The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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