Who was it? The defense contractors who realized that “Ending one war” just means “Starting a modernization program for the next one.”
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
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2025 Vintage: The "Contractor" in Orbit
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Why the "Birdhouse" look? To prove that the best defense against ...read more »
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In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
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Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
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Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
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Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
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Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
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