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1996 Vintage: The Windows 95 Stability

 I just saw the “Blue Screen of Death” for the third time today. It’s nice that the computer has a favorite color.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@LiveJournal_Deep01/11/2009 17:49Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

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