I just saw the “Blue Screen of Death” for the third time today. It’s nice that the computer has a favorite color.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
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One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.