Why was the baby talking to animals? Because 2000 was the peak of “Nicktoons” cinema, and we all secretly wanted a van that could turn into a boat.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".