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2006 Vintage: The Wii Remote “Wrist Strap” Scandal

Why was there a hole in the TV? Because the uncle didn’t use the safety strap during Wii Boxing and “knocked out” the living room electronics.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker04/28/2005 01:49It really whips the llama's ass!
@Sidekick_User08/29/1995 23:11Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Dreamcast_Gamer02/02/2013 17:44Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Myspace_Tom11/20/2005 14:55I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Fargo_Marge03/31/2014 11:47Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Bernie_Mittens01/13/2006 09:51I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Warcraft_Orc08/02/2001 17:00Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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