I just threw a plastic controller through my TV screen while trying to play tennis. 2006 is the year we realized that “motion control” requires a wrist strap and a lot of insurance.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.