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2015 Classic: The “Why You Always Lyin'” Guy

 “Why you always lyin’? Why you always lyin’? You said the bulb was new!”

Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve02/05/2005 07:33Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/15/2013 02:14What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Napster_User_9902/10/2011 12:31Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Marla_Singer_Fan12/01/2012 02:29A joke for the end of the world.
@Blink_182_Mark01/01/2012 17:57What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@BackToFuture_M05/15/2010 07:56Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Metacrawler_X10/20/1998 09:19Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/15/1998 12:19Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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