“Why you always lyin’? Why you always lyin’? You said the bulb was new!”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
A joke for the end of the world.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!