“As sour as the Game of Thrones creators’ Twitter mentions.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
RT if you think this is funny!