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2009 Vintage: The “Whatcha Say” Jason Derulo

 He sampled Imogen Heap and now I can’t hear a serious conversation without wanting to sing “Mmm, whatcha say…”

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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