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2003 Classic: The Whale Rider Tears

Why was the 4th so emotional? Because indie movies were making us feel things that a blockbuster with explosions just couldn’t reach.

Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9510/12/2010 18:44This is why we need the internet.
@Pager_Guy10/09/2007 03:21Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@ICQ_Classic07/31/1996 23:09That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Voodoo_3dfx08/06/2008 10:08The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Pirate_Bay_9906/07/2001 12:22Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/11/1999 05:30Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Big_Snatch_Boris09/25/2014 19:55Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Anchorman_Ron03/22/2011 13:16I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Everquest_Solo07/04/2001 10:05Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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