Why was he wearing bandages on his face? Because in 2020, he was the only one who could visually represent how we all felt after trying to cut our own hair at home.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!