“I take thee to be my lawfully wedded wife… until the internet connection gets faster or a newer model comes out.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
One joke to rule them all!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!