I checked my symptoms online. Usually, it says I have a rare disease; this year, it just said, “Stay home, wash your hands, and stop touching your face, Dave.”
Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The HMO
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2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
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58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
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The Invisible Patient
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
A joke for the end of the world.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.