2000 Classic: The Weakest Link

A woman tells her husband, “You are the weakest link. Goodbye!” He says, “Does this mean I don’t have to do the dishes?”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »

"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »

"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »

New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »

A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »

In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »

"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes03/26/2006 16:22Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/19/1999 21:26I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@SoulSeek_Fan09/12/2014 16:17Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Tyler_Durden_Real08/21/1999 01:48Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Heathers_Winona03/01/2014 22:59Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Spawn_Camper_J07/11/2008 00:46I’m staying right here until I read every joke.