I’ve been here so long I’ve actually watched the Mars landing three times on the news.
Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Diet 2
"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!