2001 Vintage: The Vodka Cranberry

A guy orders a “Cape Codder.” The bartender says, “We’re in Ohio, just call it a Vodka Cran.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@StreetFighter_Ken08/29/1995 17:25Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Pikachu_Fan_8811/22/2015 04:16Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Pirate_Bay_9912/03/2011 05:34Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Cipher_Steak09/26/2003 03:36Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@AllYourBase_9903/28/1998 19:29All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Wall_Post_Hero02/21/2014 18:16Posting this to my own wall right now!