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2013 Archive: The Vladimir Klitschko vs. Povetkin

Why was the heavyweight division still boring? Because Wladimir just kept winning and nobody could find a way to get past his jab.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam01/17/2002 05:52I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Space_Jam_Lola08/24/1996 00:39Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Ninja_Turtle_R09/09/1995 10:26Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Tuenti_Specialist09/15/2009 08:12A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Gaia_Online_Gold03/13/2005 01:08Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Protoss_Pylon11/01/2010 17:49You must construct additional laughs!
@Keep_Calm_Fan08/09/1997 21:23Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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