2002 Archive: The Vitamin

“Take this ‘Multi-System’ vitamin.” “What’s in it?” “Everything that wasn’t in your 1999 vitamin.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

@Gnutella_User03/19/1997 01:12Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Hellboy_Red02/03/2000 03:49I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Trainspotting_Rent12/15/2000 11:18Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Breakfast_Club_B01/29/2003 12:00Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Flash_Game_Dev08/14/2007 09:30I should make a game about this joke.