2001 Classic: The Vitamin

“Take this. It has ‘Nano-Minerals’.” “What are those?” “Standard minerals, but we charge $10 extra for the ‘Nano’ label.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

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I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer04/26/2012 07:10Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Msdos_Commander10/20/2011 04:22C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Net_Neutral_9507/08/2008 18:03This is why we need the internet.

@Web_Master_Flex03/22/2008 01:48I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Matrix_Rebel03/10/2005 21:46I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Thundercats_Ho08/17/2014 16:50Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@IMVU_Chatter04/26/2004 12:013D laughs are the best!