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1998 Archive: The Virus

 Why did the blonde give her computer a flu shot? She heard there was a “Macro virus” going around.

Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color09/28/2002 07:46Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Gopher_Explorer07/13/1995 02:21Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Shrek_Ogrelord07/27/2004 04:41Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Futurama_Bender08/01/2006 04:40Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Hellboy_Red03/11/2012 08:09I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Donny_V_ShutUp08/18/2009 23:11Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Green_Day_Fan11/24/2010 09:58Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Loituma_Girl03/07/2009 13:18Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Fire_Background03/24/2003 09:40This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/21/2005 01:31I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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