Why were the monsters wearing yellow cloaks? Because M. Night Shyamalan told us that “those we do not speak of” are afraid of the color red, but they love a good plot twist.
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You got it, dude! Very funny.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
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