A man says, “Since 1998, my life has changed!” The doctor says, “The pills worked?” The man says, “No, my wife left me, but at least I have a lot of free time and a very rigid schedule.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
The magic man... is laughing!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!