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1997 Archive: The Versace Style

 A woman buys an expensive designer dress. Her husband asks, “How much did that cost?” She says, “It’s a Versace! It’s a statement!” He says, “The only statement it’s making is that our bank account is currently in a state of emergency.”

Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan05/04/2008 20:46Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Voodoo_3dfx02/20/1996 09:45The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Nirvana_Teen04/30/2003 15:24Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@CatDog_Alone12/15/2005 00:51One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Baxter_The_Dog12/24/1998 17:27Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Beanie_Campbell02/15/2002 23:59True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh10/09/2002 09:12Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Flash_Intro_Hater11/20/2002 13:33Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Maplestory_Kid09/29/2014 18:57@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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