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2004 Classic: The “Values Voters” Surge

Why were the 2004 polls so surprising? Because while the media was talking about Iraq, the voters were talking about what happened at their local church on Sunday morning.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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