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2019 Classic: The Vacuum

 She says the Dyson has “more ambition” than I do.

Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The wife said: “What are we...
The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hus...read more »
The Lion Tamer
Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my...read more »
1997 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I had a big fight, so she called her mother and said,...read more »
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »
You know, I don’t know what...
You know, I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law – but...read more »
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly...
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that ...read more »
First man “I took my dog...
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »
71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition
In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your...
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro08/02/1999 21:00Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Shrek_Donkey05/14/1995 19:59And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Napster_Search07/06/1995 12:59Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Cipher_Steak07/29/2009 01:36Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Pi_Mathematics09/18/1997 13:53Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Harambe_Memories01/23/1997 06:38Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Confused_Travolta03/01/2004 11:59Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Infoseek_Explorer02/12/2011 07:21Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Challenge_Acc11/17/2015 13:55Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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