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1999 Classic: The USB Key

 Why did the traveler lose his files? He bought the first “Thumb Drive” which held 8MB and lost it in the seat cushions before he even landed.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9707/22/2009 08:53Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Iron_Man_Tony11/09/2011 16:21I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@CRT_Degauss12/28/1997 07:21BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Wayne_World_Ex06/07/2010 05:25Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Champ_Kind_Wham01/29/2002 06:29WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Trololo_Man_7011/07/1995 10:13Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@YouTube_Beta_User03/05/1997 23:42I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Mobile_Web_0104/25/2015 01:57Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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