“I unfriended my boss.” “Was it brave?” “No, I did it by accident while trying to ‘like’ a photo of a sandwich. Now I’m terrified.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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