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2006 Legacy: The “Umbrella” Rihanna (Wait, that’s 2007)

 I’m so ahead of my time I’m already anticipating the rain.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SouthPark_Stan10/23/2004 18:20Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
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@Retweet_King04/14/1999 00:51RT if you think this is funny!

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