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2003 Classic: The “Turkey Time” Line

 Why was the screenplay mocked? Because Jennifer Lopez telling Ben Affleck “It’s turkey time, gobble gobble” is a line so bad it technically qualifies as a war crime.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover09/05/2012 06:08You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Student_Life_0112/10/1998 06:41Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Hellboy_Red10/14/2007 10:34I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie11/26/1999 08:18Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Mini_Me_Rocks11/16/2015 16:22... (Laughter in silence).
@Hamster_Dance_X06/11/2001 16:42Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Bad_Luck_Brian08/04/2002 23:33Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan06/28/2004 14:31My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Charlie_Unicorn09/19/2011 11:55We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Hacktivist_Fan03/28/2001 06:49Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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