2004 Classic: The “Tunnels of Najaf”

Why were the soldiers frustrated? Because fighting in a cemetery proved that the enemy was literally willing to die to kill you.

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector06/27/2009 22:17This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Cyber_Security_X06/15/2006 14:36Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan01/18/1999 13:01Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Blue_Your_My_Boy12/23/1999 04:24You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Anonymous_User02/16/2008 09:07We are many. We are laughing.