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2007 Vintage: The Trauma

“My childhood was a 1.0 version.” “We’ll try to patch it in 2.0.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve02/16/2008 21:52Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes11/07/2011 04:28Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Cyber_Traveler01/11/2001 01:48Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Pentium_Power12/31/2014 06:28My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Inkjet_Printers02/08/2011 09:22Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/06/2013 06:28You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog03/05/2002 07:02Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Technorati_Tag07/10/2014 16:28Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Podcast_Listener08/14/1999 03:20I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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