I’m “recycling” old Mayan jokes.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!