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2012 Archive: The Trash Can

 I’m “recycling” old Mayan jokes.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/19/1996 06:56Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet11/25/1996 22:34Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Trinity_Matrix09/03/2009 16:22Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Project_Mayhem09/25/2014 11:50Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular11/25/2013 16:01I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Llamas_With_Hats03/01/1999 22:07Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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