“Our marriage has a lot of explosions and giant robots!” “No, it just has a lot of loud arguments and a vacuum cleaner that makes a weird clanking noise.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
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The magic man... is laughing!
High five for this joke!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
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