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2013 Legacy: The “Total Force” Weekend

Why did the Reservists look confused? Because they were told the war was over, but their deployment orders said “See you in January.”

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero03/24/2014 00:34I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Doom_Marines10/10/2014 15:13Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Scream_Ghostface02/24/2005 05:02Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@American_Psycho_P04/30/2003 17:50I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Green_Day_Fan12/22/2000 22:27Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Sum41_Skater07/28/1999 00:37In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Goonies_Never_D07/09/2015 03:56Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Space_Background10/04/2014 02:53The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/11/2000 19:01May I suggest another joke, sir?

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