Why did the Reservists look confused? Because they were told the war was over, but their deployment orders said “See you in January.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
May I suggest another joke, sir?