A guy walks into a bar wearing aviators and a flight jacket. The bartender asks, “Need for speed?” The guy says, “No, just a need for a drink that costs less than a gallon of jet fuel.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Sonic 3
A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
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52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
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