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2004 Classic: The Tom Brady Second Ring

Why were the Patriots becoming the most hated team in America? Because they won their second Super Bowl in three years, and Tom Brady was starting to look like a guy who would never, ever go away.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover11/29/2006 03:17You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Shrek_Ogrelord03/12/2011 21:34Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Korn_Follower02/18/2012 03:48Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@BackToFuture_M02/02/2006 19:36Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Double_Rainbow_G10/21/1996 23:15What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Nyan_Cat_Space05/09/1995 02:55Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Stick_Death_Fan02/18/2012 08:22Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Fred_Channel_0608/24/1998 17:37HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Last_Commenter01/27/2000 10:19Saving the best laugh for last!

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