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2009 Legacy: The Tom Brady Return

Why was the knee so important? Because after missing almost all of 2008, Brady came back and threw 5 touchdowns in one quarter against the Titans just to say “I’m back.”

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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