A man buries a time capsule with a pager and a Spice Girls CD. His son asks, “What will people think in 100 years?” “That we were a very loud and confusing civilization.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
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The Doctor Mom
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The Nap Strategy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
RT if you think this is funny!