2005 Vintage: The Therapy Session

My psychiatrist told me, “Maybe the reason you’re so stressed is that you spend 8 hours a day watching a video of a cat playing a piano.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Grinds_My_Gears01/27/2015 09:15You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@StrongBad_Mail09/28/2006 17:08I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Facepalm_Master01/20/2009 12:17I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/25/2009 07:54Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Challenge_Acc12/07/1996 22:37Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!