Why was the college kid so intense? Because he was practicing his “I’m a billionaire” stare and telling everyone that a hot dog isn’t “cool,” you know what’s cool? A billion hot dogs.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.